1. Aircraft never have headaches.
2. You can fly your aircraft in public.
3. Your aircraft will never get jealous if you get into another one.
4. You can talk about how great your last flight was in mixed company.
5. You don’t have to wear a condom in an aircraft.
6. Your aircraft doesn’t care how many other aircraft you’ve had.
7. You can share your aircraft with others.
8. Aircraft don’t care if you go out and buy aircraft magazines.
9. Aircraft don’t get pregnant.
10. You don’t have to apologise to an aircraft before flying it.
11. Aircraft don’t care if you’re late.
12. You don’t have to meet your aircraft’s mother.
13. When you get in your aircraft and fly somewhere, you both arrive at the same time.
14. Your aircraft will sit quietly, waiting for you.
15. If you buy something expensive for your aircraft, it’s because it is necessary.
16. Your aircraft will not care how you look when you go out together.
17. Your aircraft will not cry and want to go home when seen at a function in identical colours to another aircraft.
18. Your aircraft will not complain when you leave the toilet seat up.
19. You don’t have to take your aircraft out to dinner or a movie to get into it.
20. You can pull your aircraft’s circuit breakers at any time without getting a slap across the face.
21. Aircraft don’t talk sex, politics, or religion.