Guys Ask: Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups and gossip like maniacs? I know that’s what they’re doing. Is this a genetic defect?

The Girls Respond: Guys, you are correct that we are not in the bathroom helping one another flush the toilet. We are connecting! And we don’t need basketballs or video games to do it. We dissect other people’s personalities because it’s fun.

And we can’t relax and do it in front of boys because they’ll judge us and call us catty. Guys, after all, are talking about supremely impersonal stuff like events, games, objects, politics. Snore