I’ve now started back at uni. I turned up at 11am as that letter said to and collected loads of bits of paper (timetable, lab manuals, course synopses and the like). My timetable is pretty good, and although I have three 9:00 starts on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, i have no large gaps between lectures which I was dreading more than getting there early. As it happens, I’m only in on mornings this semester with the latest finish being 2pm. Lab sessions are Monday 2-6pm, but thats not so bad as out of the next four mondays I will have two off, which ones I will find out later in the week hopefully.

Yesterday was my last day of holiday from uni. I start back on Monday, so this weekend I have been getting stuff ready, sorting out where I left all my things from last year and just generally preparing for the next semester. I had a letter early last week telling me I need to be there at 11am on Monday to get my timetable and other information, which was lucky because I thought I was going to have to go to Birmingham one day to get it.

I’ll probably update on Monday when i know what I’m going to be doing, either moaning because I’ve got a rubbish timetable with all 9:00 starts, or happy because i have the best timetable in the world.

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1. No man/woman is worth your tears and the one who is wont make you cry.

2. Just because someone doesnt love you the way you want them to doesnt mean they dont love you with all that they have.

3. Never frown, even when your sad because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

4. To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.

5. Don’t waste your time on a man/woman who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.

6. Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened.

7. Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

8. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

9. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them and knowing you can’t have them.

10. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart

11. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before we meet the right one, so that when we do meet the right person we know how to be grateful.

Two weeks today i start back at uni… year 2… i will finally have something to do all day. Not much else to say, other than ‘woohoo’ and ‘cant wait’.

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Nothing has changed visually really, except for a fun little voice recorder that allows you to send voice recordings without having a full voice conversation.

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You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

1. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2. Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.
4. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.
5. Sponges are Female, because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.
6. A Web Page is Female, because it’s always getting hit on.
7. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9. A Hammer is Male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
10. A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it’d be male , didn’t you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!